Monday, April 26, 2010

Breaking News: US congress to take up "Clean Oil Act"

After last weeks mishap where a boy poured 2 gallons of salty water into the Gulf, Coast guard vessels have been trying decontaminate the oil.  In an effort to stop such rampant attempts to pollute, congressmen representing the constituencies of Exxon, BP, Texaco, Halliburton and Conoco have introduced a legislation preventing water spills into gulf of Mexico. EPA administrator, Dick Cheney has been very pleased with these efforts and has vowed enforced law to the letter.

Some of the highlights of the law::
No skinny dippin in the gulf, any one going for a dip in the oil rich gulf has to wear diapers.
All ships entering the gulf have to be fitted with giant diapers made with pulp from 100s of trees.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Some fun 'Neuro test' I got in the mail


A Short Neurological Test


1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help.


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.


99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999


3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.


MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.


Congratulations!

Oh. One more test....
Find the 44 th USA President.



Well, congratulations, you're not colour blind either!

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