Monday, September 29, 2008

If I were an incumbent @ capital hill

This is how I would handle the "bail out" voting pressure from our beloved "el presidente de estades unidos".

1) I would vote against it.
2) Then I would blame the opponents for trying to bail out the rich wall street high rollers
3) On the other hand, I will explain to the supporters of the bill how hard it is get elected now a days.
4) Ensure that they show their support with enough greens in my re-election fund.
5) I would then vote for “Revive American Main Street Act”.
6) Obviously, claim that I fought for the best interest of the nation and got the job done by working from people from both sides of the Aisle (as if they are any different).
5) I would campaign using new shot in the arm.
6) Blame anyone who disses my vote FOR reviving the main street America, I just voted for as unpatriotic and anti-American.
7) I would laugh all the way to the congress on Jan 2009.
8) Pray that I can do it all over again. .. I mean pray for another opportunity to serve America.

Isn’t that so awesome. Power baby... power, it has its strange ways to change people.

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